23 December 2005

The Inevitable Transit Strike Post

Number of miles walked in 3 days: 18.7

Number of slow-walking tourists whom I shoved: 39495

Lowest temperature (real-feel) during strike: 8 degrees

Number of layers on my legs: 3

Number of layers on my torso: 6

Number of times I almost cried in public because my feet hurt and I couldn't find a cab: 1

Number of cab rides: 2

Number of times I sat in vomit: 1

Number of sofas I sat on while unknowingly wearing vomit-covered pants: 1

Amount of time it took to realize the vomit was real and not imaginary: 2 hours

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